Kerry Downs Another Vodka Shot As The Last Of Putin’s Security Detail Passes Out – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Now all he has to do is grab their guns and take them all out! LOL

NOVOSINKOVO, RUSSIA—Staring directly into the drooping eyes of the woozy, flushed henchman sitting across from him in the back room of a dimly lit tavern, Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly downed another vodka shot Sunday night as the last of Russian president Vladimir Putin’s security detail passed out beside him.

Source: Kerry Downs Another Vodka Shot As The Last Of Putin’s Security Detail Passes Out – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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